Elmer J. Fudd

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  Worried about work :S

  by Elsewhere in

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  to give everyone a brief history.... i started a 4 to 6 month contract to hire position in early feb. the hope is that i will eventually become a permanent employee.

  a few weeks ago i had a little chat with my supervisor asking him how things were looking for me to become a perm employee... he responded that there was currently a hireing freeze that was just put into place and i needed wait.

  he added an ominous comment that i could look for perm work elsewhere if i wanted... but added that i was doing a great job.. today i came into work to find two new *perm* employees setting up in their work areas .

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Elsewhere,

  Back in 1988 I left my private engineering company and made a deal to run production operations at a packaging company in San Bernadino, Ca.. The first question I asked my employees was "How can I help you do your job?" The answer was 80% "They are hiring people with no experience and paying them more money than me and I have to train them." I instructed the people I was over, as long as I was over this department this would never happen as long as I was here. Guess what, the Vice-President of the company hired an inexperienced pimple faced kid for a buck more on the hour than the people I was over. It happened on a Friday, I was back at my home in North Carolina on Monday. I resigned. Many supervisors continue on and support Bull-Hockey policies that are implimented by Cluster-**ck managers and owners. You gotta cut through it if you can. I for one could not.

  Elmer
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  WAKE ME UP PLEASE

  by Sassy in

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  i just didn't get the quality of sleep last night i should have (nor the hours either) and today i am just dying.. .

  driving to work this morning i had to be so careful to stay awake, so as not to have an accident.. .

  and doing that for what took today an hour and 45 minutes to get here was toooooo long.. .

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  Hello Sassy,

  What I have found is that throwing up is a good remedy for your condition. Try sticking your finger down your throat.

  If that dosen't work then stick your finger up your ass.

  Then stick your finger down your throat. It's 99% effective.

  All in good cheer........

  Elmer
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  Astrology is an imbecilic belief (no dissenting discussion please)

  by rem in

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  how can supposedly intelligent adults actually believe (and waste any time) on this astrology crap?

  are they mentally handicapped?

  is it genetic?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  I agree with FMZ and "approve of his message".

  Elmer
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  I really don't want or need them for friends anyway

  by Sadie5 in

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  just dropping in for a short visit.

  the last couple of weeks i have run into quite a few witnesses at wal-mart where i work.

  most of them talk to me, in fact one asked for my help yesterday in picking out some clothes, she had just had a masectomy and needed some new blouses.. it was right after that i ran (almost litereally) into another one this one i usually just see from a distance so didn't know if she saw me or not before this but here we were standing face to face.

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  Hi Sadie,

  My girlfriend also works at a Wal-Mart Super Center in the shoe department. You must be in "softlines". If the book she's writing, "Candles of Light", takes off I think she will take a big dump in "Action Alley" and get the hell out of there.

  I think "venting" is good and we have been treated the same way. Remember, Gimmy, Gimmy got his neck broke!

  EJF
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  Do you still preach?

  by Theocrat in

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  many here are not jehovah's witnesses anymore because of one reason or another, but do you still preach?

  do you still think that it is important for a christian to preach?

  just wondering.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  I am agnostic. My views are my views and I'm happy with them.

  After "preaching" door to door for over 20 years and having Bible studies with so many people, teaching them the "Within this generation" crap, I learned my lesson. I'll believe what I want and will never force those beliefs on another.

  No, I do not preach! I do teach however.

  Elmer
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  song Lyrics

  by Sassy in

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  this is similar to the movie lines.... in that you come up with lyrics from a song and ask what song it is?

  then the winning answer can move on to ask another.. .

  song number 1: .

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  I got it!

  I know the song is from "Pedophile Elder" but I don't know the rest of the lyrics.

  Elmer
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  Prats with microphones

  by Jonty Parkin in

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  in your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.

  we had a few tossers like this.

  in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Jonty,

  Pardon me for the error as to your gender and thank you kindly for your english lesson.

  I will have my girfriend sit on my face and spell the word out for about an hour, then I will be educated and never make the mistake again!

  Love,

  Elmer
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  Prats with microphones

  by Jonty Parkin in

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  in your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.

  we had a few tossers like this.

  in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  kls,

  You should get a clue as to her dimeaner from the photo. I'm dying too!

  Elmer
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  Prats with microphones

  by Jonty Parkin in

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  in your congregation, did you ever have macho-wannabes on the microphones, strutting up and down the aisles handling the mikes as though they were aka assault rifles?.

  we had a few tossers like this.

  in fact, i might even have been one of them.... jonty

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Yeah Man. In my days that was "Cool Beans!" It beat the hell out of working behind the Literature Counter.

  Elmer
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  I Need Help On This One

  by Elmer J. Fudd in

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  dear friends, .

  i have a situation that just occured and i'm not sure how to handle it.

  perhaps the experience of this board can be of assistance.. about an hour ago i intercepted my sisters e-mail address.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  That seems like solid advice Tex.

  Thanks,

  Elmer